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[**Zomri**](https://www.facebook.com/zomriofficial?__cft__\[0\]=AZYiW2_Vr4w9RCj6lUiEiUeyfNj3mdJ6p5B_jbCv_J_tGzhmn7Tmg5ttzLeCkUmlR0_Urtcc2ZDAhMEX400MLQpeZsQrm2zvqAW0Bc1miaYb36vDKJUCcBKY5Ki5uAfWbD6b8mpvd-SeZy8qHgtiXB1cET_QX8MHkmuoWupUnODe8D2HuTHMOGYCo_Gwz4Hl3yup93fc6jTYeHKC9bRSU8xi&__tn__=-UC%2CP-R) [11 h](https://www.facebook.com/reel/2026644401529526/?__cft__\[0\]=AZYiW2_Vr4w9RCj6lUiEiUeyfNj3mdJ6p5B_jbCv_J_tGzhmn7Tmg5ttzLeCkUmlR0_Urtcc2ZDAhMEX400MLQpeZsQrm2zvqAW0Bc1miaYb36vDKJUCcBKY5Ki5uAfWbD6b8mpvd-SeZy8qHgtiXB1cET_QX8MHkmuoWupUnODe8D2HuTHMOGYCo_Gwz4Hl3yup93fc6jTYeHKC9bRSU8xi&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R)  · Zdieľané s Verejné A na záver dňa si dáme Maroša Kramára, ktorý to vybavil na [Slnko v sieti](https://www.facebook.com/slnkovsieti.sk?__cft__\[0\]=AZYiW2_Vr4w9RCj6lUiEiUeyfNj3mdJ6p5B_jbCv_J_tGzhmn7Tmg5ttzLeCkUmlR0_Urtcc2ZDAhMEX400MLQpeZsQrm2zvqAW0Bc1miaYb36vDKJUCcBKY5Ki5uAfWbD6b8mpvd-SeZy8qHgtiXB1cET_QX8MHkmuoWupUnODe8D2HuTHMOGYCo_Gwz4Hl3yup93fc6jTYeHKC9bRSU8xi&__tn__=-\]K-R) ![♥️](images/859202cbaae68188493b3d3a644f5e33f44e9e0f.png) ![](images/aa3cd726819b19c4f3c1d83a9cf997f6a3f56948.jpg) _ __ _ ![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg fill='none' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 16 16'%3E%3Cpath d='M16.0001 7.9996c0 4.418-3.5815 7.9996-7.9995 7.9996S.001 12.4176.001 7.9996 3.5825 0 8.0006 0C12.4186 0 16 3.5815 16 7.9996Z' fill='url\(%23paint0_linear_15251_63610\)'/%3E%3Cpath d='M16.0001 7.9996c0 4.418-3.5815 7.9996-7.9995 7.9996S.001 12.4176.001 7.9996 3.5825 0 8.0006 0C12.4186 0 16 3.5815 16 7.9996Z' fill='url\(%23paint1_radial_15251_63610\)'/%3E%3Cpath d='M16.0001 7.9996c0 4.418-3.5815 7.9996-7.9995 7.9996S.001 12.4176.001 7.9996 3.5825 0 8.0006 0C12.4186 0 16 3.5815 16 7.9996Z' fill='url\(%23paint2_radial_15251_63610\)' fill-opacity='.5'/%3E%3Cpath d='M7.3014 3.8662a.6974.6974 0 0 1 .6974-.6977c.6742 0 1.2207.5465 1.2207 1.2206v1.7464a.101.101 0 0 0 .101.101h1.7953c.992 0 1.7232.9273 1.4917 1.892l-.4572 1.9047a2.301 2.301 0 0 1-2.2374 1.764H6.9185a.5752.5752 0 0 1-.5752-.5752V7.7384c0-.4168.097-.8278.2834-1.2005l.2856-.5712a3.6878 3.6878 0 0 0 .3893-1.6509l-.0002-.4496ZM4.367 7a.767.767 0 0 0-.7669.767v3.2598a.767.767 0 0 0 .767.767h.767a.3835.3835 0 0 0 .3835-.3835V7.3835A.3835.3835 0 0 0 5.134 7h-.767Z' fill='%23fff'/%3E%3Cdefs%3E%3CradialGradient id='paint1_radial_15251_63610' cx='0' cy='0' r='1' gradientUnits='userSpaceOnUse' gradientTransform='rotate\(90 .0005 8\) scale\(7.99958\)'%3E%3Cstop offset='.5618' stop-color='%230866FF' stop-opacity='0'/%3E%3Cstop offset='1' stop-color='%230866FF' stop-opacity='.1'/%3E%3C/radialGradient%3E%3CradialGradient id='paint2_radial_15251_63610' cx='0' cy='0' r='1' gradientUnits='userSpaceOnUse' gradientTransform='rotate\(45 -4.5257 10.9237\) scale\(10.1818\)'%3E%3Cstop offset='.3143' stop-color='%2302ADFC'/%3E%3Cstop offset='1' stop-color='%2302ADFC' stop-opacity='0'/%3E%3C/radialGradient%3E%3ClinearGradient id='paint0_linear_15251_63610' x1='2.3989' y1='2.3999' x2='13.5983' y2='13.5993' gradientUnits='userSpaceOnUse'%3E%3Cstop stop-color='%2302ADFC'/%3E%3Cstop offset='.5' stop-color='%230866FF'/%3E%3Cstop offset='1' stop-color='%232B7EFF'/%3E%3C/linearGradient%3E%3C/defs%3E%3C/svg%3E) ![](data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg fill='none' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' viewBox='0 0 16 16'%3E%3Cg clip-path='url\(%23clip0_15251_63610\)'%3E%3Cpath d='M15.9963 8c0 4.4179-3.5811 7.9993-7.9986 7.9993-4.4176 0-7.9987-3.5814-7.9987-7.9992 0-4.4179 3.5811-7.9992 7.9987-7.9992 4.4175 0 7.9986 3.5813 7.9986 7.9992Z' fill='url\(%23paint0_linear_15251_63610\)'/%3E%3Cpath d='M15.9973 7.9992c0 4.4178-3.5811 7.9992-7.9987 7.9992C3.5811 15.9984 0 12.417 0 7.9992S3.5811 0 7.9986 0c4.4176 0 7.9987 3.5814 7.9987 7.9992Z' fill='url\(%23paint1_radial_15251_63610\)'/%3E%3Cpath d='M7.9996 5.9081c-.3528-.8845-1.1936-1.507-2.1748-1.507-1.4323 0-2.4254 1.328-2.4254 2.6797 0 2.2718 2.3938 4.0094 4.0816 5.1589.3168.2157.7205.2157 1.0373 0 1.6878-1.1495 4.0815-2.8871 4.0815-5.159 0-1.3517-.993-2.6796-2.4254-2.6796-.9811 0-1.822.6225-2.1748 1.507Z' fill='%23fff'/%3E%3C/g%3E%3Cdefs%3E%3CradialGradient id='paint1_radial_15251_63610' cx='0' cy='0' r='1' gradientUnits='userSpaceOnUse' gradientTransform='matrix\(0 7.9992 -7.99863 0 7.9986 7.9992\)'%3E%3Cstop offset='.5637' stop-color='%23E11731' stop-opacity='0'/%3E%3Cstop offset='1' stop-color='%23E11731' stop-opacity='.1'/%3E%3C/radialGradient%3E%3ClinearGradient id='paint0_linear_15251_63610' x1='2.3986' y1='2.4007' x2='13.5975' y2='13.5993' gradientUnits='userSpaceOnUse'%3E%3Cstop stop-color='%23FF74AE'/%3E%3Cstop offset='.5001' stop-color='%23FA2E3E'/%3E%3Cstop offset='1' stop-color='%23FF5758'/%3E%3C/linearGradient%3E%3CclipPath id='clip0_15251_63610'%3E%3Cpath fill='%23fff' d='M-.001.0009h15.9992v15.9984H-.001z'/%3E%3C/clipPath%3E%3C/defs%3E%3C/svg%3E) Všetky reakcie: 18 tis. 574 __ 984 __ __ Páči sa mi to __ Komentovať Zobraziť ďalšie komentáre Kristian Lacko Pecka.. 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